The smarter people become, also the more socially retarded they are. In an attempt to be right they alienate their friends, and set up concrete barriers across their hearts and corridors between understandings. When really what will happen in life is quite simple. Here are a couple truths that I can promise you right now.
1) Your friends will dump you for a boyfriend or girlfriend (and you should be okay with this because most people also get significant others too)
2) Girl meets boy plays house and then has babies.
3) Girl may meet boy on one night stand, have baby, then try to play house.
4) Work is never going to be as much fun as vacation but it pays the bills so shut up and get on with it.
5) The career versus job is just a clever marketing ploy created by institutions wanting you to take out student loans that you cant afford, that even with the aforementioned training, you couldnt possibly afford because face it, life is not fair. Theyre just selling you hope. You have to know when to give up or alter a dream.
6) Gay men are the perfect men. You just cant marry one if youre female.
7) Everybodies going to have an opinion about what you do. So just appease your biggest critic, ie YOU, and do what YOU want.
I would write some more but its 8h30 am and we are going to the pool. Monkies have WAY too much energy.
To Be Continued....
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